As A Kid, I Always Wanted To

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

I'm So Into Momminess.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.