As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Has Ever Been Asked To Leave A Bingo Game Because Of Her Language.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove A Toothpick For Wedding Pictures.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Fly Swatter In The Front Seat Of The Car So You Can Reach Your Kids In The Back Seat Of The Car.