You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

That's Just Something Instinctual Within Men. We Always Feel Like We've Got To Protect Our Stuff. Even If It's Not Worth Protecting, We Want To Protect It. You Ever Seen People Who Have Like A Piece Of Crap Pinto With A Club On The Steering Wheel. Somebody Breaks The Window, Steals The Club, Leaves The Pinto In A Pile Of Glass.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.