Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly Car, Is It?