Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too

Wildlife Of The World Is Disappearing, Not Because Of A Malicious And Deliberate Policy Of Slaughter And Extermination, But Simply Because Of A General And Widespread Ignorance And Neglect.

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!