Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

My Confidence Wavers Between Being Genuine And Being Insecure.

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.