Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

What I've Learned About Comedy People Is That They're Defined By The Harshest Level They've Been To, Their Personal Auschwitz.

My Favorite Procrastination Is To Make The Choice To Have Valuable Times With Human Beings That I Care About Instead Of Holing Myself Up Alone To Get My Work Done.

All I've Ever Done Is Try To Entertain My Way Through A Life That Often Has A Huge Amount Of Heaviness In It.