Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower

A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even Tell The Joke. Like Only Three Tell The Joke, The Rest Of Them Dissect It.

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

I Don't Roll Like That But I've Never Been With A Hooker Either. Yeah, That's Good To Say In An Interview Cause I Feel Bad A Little Because People Grew Up Watching Me And That's A Little Disturbing.

If You Go With Marshall Mcluhan's Theory That The Medium Is The Message, As Soon As You're Hosting A Blooper Show, You're Done.

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.