Any Good Movie Is Filled With Secrets.

No Doubt You Are As Alarmed As I By The Tragic Decline In America's Language Skills. If 10 People Read The Following Sentence: Two Tanker Trucks Has Just Overturned In Alaska, Spilling A Totel Of 10,000 Gallons Of Beer Onto A Highway. Two Would Find An Error In Subject-verb Agreement, Two Would Find An Error In Spelling, And Six Would Find A Sponge And Drive North.

If You Want To Be A Legend, God Help You, It's So Easy. You Just Do One Thing. You Can Be The Master Of Suspense, Say. But If You Want To Be As Invisible As Is Practical, Then It's Fun To Do A Lot Of Different Things.

Will We Allow The Decline Of Our Language-the Language Of Shakespeare, Shaw And Steinbeck? Will We Abuse Our Precious Gift Of Communication? Will We Bite Our Mother Tongue With The Teeth Of Indifference, Crushing The Taste Buds Of Clarity And, Without Prompt Application Of The Antiseptic Of Education, Causing The Gangrene Of Strained Metaphors? Stand Up, America, And Let Me Hear Your Answer: Ain't No Way, Dude!

It's The Hardest Thing On Earth To Like Yourself, And Then When You Do, It's A Catastrophe. I Mean, The People I Know Who Like Themselves - I Don't Want To See Them!

I Have Never Understood People Dividing Things Into Dramas And Comedies.