There's Nothing In The American Dream About

That Seems To Me The Greatest American Danger We're All In, That We'll Bargain Away The Experience Of Being Alive For The Appearance Of It.

No Doubt You Are As Alarmed As I By The Tragic Decline In America's Language Skills. If 10 People Read The Following Sentence: Two Tanker Trucks Has Just Overturned In Alaska, Spilling A Totel Of 10,000 Gallons Of Beer Onto A Highway. Two Would Find An Error In Subject-verb Agreement, Two Would Find An Error In Spelling, And Six Would Find A Sponge And Drive North.

There’s Nothing Better Than Discovering, To Your Own Astonishment, What You’re Meant To Do. It’s Like Falling In Love.

Yes. The Whole Point About Laughter Is It's Like Mercury: You Can't Catch It, You Can't Catch What Motivates It - That's Why It's Funny.

Jewish Introspection And Jewish Humor Is A Way Of Surviving . . . If You're Not Handsome And You're Not Athletic And You're Not Rich, There's Still One Last Hope With Girls, Which Is Being Funny.