All The Theories That Acting Is Reacting

It's The Hardest Thing On Earth To Like Yourself, And Then When You Do, It's A Catastrophe. I Mean, The People I Know Who Like Themselves - I Don't Want To See Them!

Will We Allow The Decline Of Our Language-the Language Of Shakespeare, Shaw And Steinbeck? Will We Abuse Our Precious Gift Of Communication? Will We Bite Our Mother Tongue With The Teeth Of Indifference, Crushing The Taste Buds Of Clarity And, Without Prompt Application Of The Antiseptic Of Education, Causing The Gangrene Of Strained Metaphors? Stand Up, America, And Let Me Hear Your Answer: Ain't No Way, Dude!

All The Theories That Acting Is Reacting To Imaginary Circumstances As Though They Are Real, And Directing Is Turning Psychology Into Behavior, Those Are All Stabs At Something That Can't Be Taught. All The Great Actors Can't Talk About What They Do, And They Don't Want To Begin To Talk About It. They Just Do It.

Jewish Introspection And Jewish Humor Is A Way Of Surviving . . . If You're Not Handsome And You're Not Athletic And You're Not Rich, There's Still One Last Hope With Girls, Which Is Being Funny.

Yes. The Whole Point About Laughter Is It's Like Mercury: You Can't Catch It, You Can't Catch What Motivates It - That's Why It's Funny.