Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out

At One Time I Smoked, But In 1959 I Couldn't Think Of Anything Else To Give Up For Lent So I Stopped - And I Haven't Had A Cigarette Since.

Now What Kind Of An Attitude Is That, 'these Things Happen?' They Only Happen Because This Whole Country Is Just Full Of People Who, When These Things Happen, They Just Say, 'these Things Happen,' And That's Why They Happen! We Gotta Have Control Of What Happens To Us.

I've Never Cooked. I Can't Do Much More In The Kitchen Than Make A Cup Of Tea And Some Toast.

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

I Preferred Delivering My Performance In Person. I Liked To Be In Control. You Couldn't Be In Films.