Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I'll Pat Myself On The Back And Admit I Have Talent. Beyond That, I Just Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

Eisenhower Was My War Hero And The President I Admire And Respect Most

I'll Admit - I Was Honored To Be On The Cover Of Time