Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.

I Just Believe In The Goodwill Of People, The Power Of People To Do Something Positive.

So The American Government Lied To The Native Americans For Many, Many Years, And Then President Clinton Lied About A Relationship, And Everyone Was Surprised! A Little Naive, I Feel!

Cause If You're A Transvestite, You're Actually A Male Tomboy, That's Where The Sexuality Is. Yeah, It's Not Drag Queen, No; Gay Men Have Got That Covered. This Is Male Tomboy, And People Do Get That Mixed Up, They Put Transvestite There - No No No No! Little Bit Of A Crowbar Separation, Thank You! And Gay Men, I Think, Would Agree. It's Male Lesbian, That's Really Where It Is, Ok? Because... It's True! 'cause Most Transvestites Fancy Girls, Fancy Women. So That's Where It Is.