Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And

And The National Rifle Association Says That, "guns Don't Kill People, People Do," But I Think The Gun Helps, You Know? I Think It Helps. I Just Think Just Standing There Going, "bang!" "that's Not Going To Kill Too Many People, Is It? You'd Have To Be Really Dodgy On The Heart To Have That.

I'm An Action Transvestite Really, So It's Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees Putting On Make-up When You're Up There!

The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss Guard Who Stand Proudly In Pajamas And Silly Hats.

We Must Have Been Hunters And Gatherers But Some Of Us Were Just Waiters And Hopers.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.