And I'd Be Lying If I Told

I'd Often Wondered What Would I Do If I Were Ever Traded, Because It Happened Many, Many Times.

I Am Pleased That God Made My Skin Black - But I Wish He Had Made It Thicker.

There Is No Such Thing As Bragging. You're Either Lying Or Telling The Truth.

Dear Mr. Kuhn, After Twelve Years In The Major Leagues, I Do Not Feel That I Am A Piece Of Property To Be Bought And Sold Irrespective Of My Wishes

The Baseball Establishment Is Permissive About Revelry.