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There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.