Amy Sedaris Makes Me Laugh Harder Than

I've Really Hung In There With My Blackberry. The Main Reason I Like It Better Than An Iphone Is That I Can Type Better. I Saw Rachel Zoe Using A White One And I Was Jealous. The Risk, Of Course, Is That It Could Look Like A Lady Bic. I've Just Learned To Own It Though.

I'm A Lifetime St. Louis Cardinals Fan.

I Never Say I Work In Television, I Say I Get To Work In Television.

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

Mcdonalds Used To Be My Favorite Place To Eat, Until My Metabolism Changed In My Late 30s. Before That, I Would Have No Hesitation About Walking Into Mcdonalds And Getting Two Cheeseburgers And Fries And Enjoying Every Last Bite.