America Is So Caught Up In This

Through Books And Photographs, I Saw A World That Was Not My Own - And I Realized That There Was Another World. That's Why I'm Concerned About Education, Because It Helps Our Children See Other Worlds.

Cats Always Seem So Very Wise, When Staring With Their Half-closed Eyes. Can They Be Thinking, I'll Be Nice, And Maybe She Will Feed Me Twice?

Before One Actually Visits Them, Everyone Tends To Think Of Their Favorite Countries As One Grand Disneyland Filled With National Monuments And Historical Treasures Conveniently Laid Out For Easy Viewing, When What They Really Are Filled With, Of Course, Is People Going To Work, Laundromats And Places To Buy Rat Poison.

All These Rumors About [tom Cruise] Being Gay. I Don't Believe It. I Don't Believe It For One Minute. He Hasn't Been To One Of My Shows.

I've Forbidden My Daughter To Have Grandchildren, I'm Too Young.