If You Pick Up A Ukulele, It

I Have My Standards. They're Low, But I Have Them.

Most People Are Walking Around The City Like Corpses; They Aren't Alive Enough To Notice The Trash. They Come From Other Places And They See It As A Big Garbage Dump. Do You Want To Live And Work In A Garbage Dump? I Don't. That's Partly Because I Grew Up In The Most Pristine Environment Possible - Hawaii, Where It Is Sacrilege To Leave Your Garbage On The Ground.

My Parents Taught Me: Do Not Rely On A Man. Not Rely On It That You Get Married And It Pays For You. That's What I Figured. I Have Always Paid My Own Bills.

Without Passion, The Powers-that-be Can Run Roughshod Over You.

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.