It's The One Who Won't Be Taken

I Have A Ball - And It Keeps My Heart Rate Up. I Get To Wear Fabulous Clothes. I Get To Make People Laugh. That's My Core Business, And That's Where I'll Always Return.

I Wish America Would Spend Even Half As Much Time Complaining About Plastics In Our Oceans As We Do About Actresses' Plastic Surgery.

Before One Actually Visits Them, Everyone Tends To Think Of Their Favorite Countries As One Grand Disneyland Filled With National Monuments And Historical Treasures Conveniently Laid Out For Easy Viewing, When What They Really Are Filled With, Of Course, Is People Going To Work, Laundromats And Places To Buy Rat Poison.

Writing A Book Is Not As Tough As It Is To Haul Thirty-five People Around The Country And Sweat Like A Horse Five Nights A Week.

Culturally, It's Very Hard To Change People's Attitudes About Public Space.