Am I Eating Chicken Or Tuna?

I Have Amazing Boobs. They're Just Perfect.

I Had A Dream That She Put Her Foot Through My Belly Button And I Was Playing This Little Piggy Went To The Market Just With Her Toes, Just Her Foot Was Sticking Out Of My Belly Button And It Was Completely Normal!

I Surround Myself With Love And Look Forward To Being In Love.

Labor Is Really Going To Hurt.

The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times That!