The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times

I Have To Go... Drop Some Kids In The Pool.

This Week It's Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches, Toasted. And Then, I'll Put Some Salt On My Hand Like I'm Taking A Tequila Shot And Then Take A Bite Of The Sandwich.

Be Original. The World Will Try To Fit You Into A Mold, But Carve Your Own Path.

That's What I Need From Everybody Right Now - Enjoy Life With Me.

As A Woman Who Has Some Sort Of Power, You Have To Have A Man That Can Take That. It's Hard To Find Those Men.