All They Can Talk About Is Manchester

Scholes Was Probably The Best English Midfielder Since Bobby Charlton. He Was Such A Brilliant Long Passer That He Could Choose A Hair On The Head Of Any Team-mate Answering The Call Of Nature At Our Training Ground. Gary Neville Once Thought He Had Found Refuge In A Bush, But Scholesy Found Him From 40 Yeards. He Inflicted A Similar Long-range Missile Strike, Once, On Peter Schmeichel, And Was Chased Round The Training Ground For His Impertinence. Scholesy Would Have Made A First Class-sniper.

There Has Been A Lot Of Expectation On Manchester City And With The Spending They Have Done They Have To Win Something. Sometimes You Have A Noisy Neighbor And Have To Live With It.

When An Italian Tells Me It's Pasta On The Plate, I Check Under The Sauce To Make Sure.

We Got Anxious At The End Of The Weekend In Our Urgency To Try To Score The Winning Goal. Ended Up Playing Far Too Many Long Balls Forward. That Style Of Play Doesn't Suit Manchester United. We Must Continue To Play Football And Enjoy The Game. If We Do That, Eventually Things Will Come Right For Us.

I Feel Sympathy For The Working Class Lad. I've Always Championed About Ticket Prices And Try To Equate That To People's Salaries.