That Lad Must Have Been Born Offside.

You Can't Do Anything About Them.

Attack Wins You Games, Defence Wins You Titles.

I'm Going To Tell You The Story About The Geese Which Fly 5,000 Miles From Canada To France.

He Was Taking 30 Seconds To Book A Player. He Was Needing A Rest. It Was Ridiculous.

Sometimes You Look In A Field And You See A Cow And You Think It's A Better Cow Than The One You've Got In Your Own Field. It's A Fact. Right? And It Never Really Works Out That Way.