The Lads Really Ran Their Socks Into

Attack Wins You Games, Defence Wins You Titles.

Scholes Was Probably The Best English Midfielder Since Bobby Charlton. He Was Such A Brilliant Long Passer That He Could Choose A Hair On The Head Of Any Team-mate Answering The Call Of Nature At Our Training Ground. Gary Neville Once Thought He Had Found Refuge In A Bush, But Scholesy Found Him From 40 Yeards. He Inflicted A Similar Long-range Missile Strike, Once, On Peter Schmeichel, And Was Chased Round The Training Ground For His Impertinence. Scholesy Would Have Made A First Class-sniper.

I'm Going To Tell You The Story About The Geese Which Fly 5,000 Miles From Canada To France.

When He's At The Top Of His Game, There's Not A Team In The World That Can Handle Giggs' Speed And Penetration

If I Have My Health I Can Carry On. There Will Be A Point When I Do Quit But I Have Absolutely No Idea When That Is.