The Lads Really Ran Their Socks Into

We Got Anxious At The End Of The Weekend In Our Urgency To Try To Score The Winning Goal. Ended Up Playing Far Too Many Long Balls Forward. That Style Of Play Doesn't Suit Manchester United. We Must Continue To Play Football And Enjoy The Game. If We Do That, Eventually Things Will Come Right For Us.

I Bet Him He Wouldn't Get 15 League Goals And I'm Going To Have To Change My Bet With Him. If He Gets To 15 I Can Change It And I Am Allowed To Do That Because I'm The Manager. I'm Going To Make It 150 Now!

Distinguish Between Power And Control, Delegate, Be Decisive - And Always Remember People's First Names.

They Say It Was Cesc Fabregas Who Threw The Pizza At Me But, To This Day, I Have No Idea Who The Culprit Was.

I Remember The First Time I Saw Him. He Was 13 And Just Floated Over The Ground Like A Cockier Spaniel Chasing A Piece Of Silver Paper In The Wind.