All My Life's About Is Cracking Up

The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.

Note To Self: No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There's Always Beer.

The Character Of Giving Advice Often Makes Us Accountable For The Conduct Of Those We Advise.

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. I Wouldn't Put Too Much Into My Prediction On Politics.

Women Of No Beauty May Yet Be Flattered To Believe They Possess Some; Others Of A Moderate Share That They Have A Great Deal; But Those Of Elegance And Charm Generally Know The Perfection Of Their External Graces So Well, That They Seem To Covet That Flattery Most Which Heightens The Opinion Of Their Wit And Judgment.