Were There No Fools, There Would Be

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Never Raise Expectations In Others That You Cannot Realize: Promise Is Less Pleasing Than Disappointment Is Vexatious.

I Got My Computer. The Great Thing About The Computer Is That You Only Need Enough Money To Buy A Computer And Some Food, And You're All Right. I Don't Have To Go To Premières.

In Math, You Could Get 100 Percent. It Was Very Fair. That's What I Liked About Math. You Could Figure It Out, And The Teacher Couldn't Have A Stupid Opinion About It.

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