All Geniuses Die Young.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!