Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.