After Being Turned Down By Numerous Publishers,

Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

The Shorter The Hours, The Larger The Income. Don't Get Into The Habit Of Putting In Long Hours Or You May Be Set Down Into A Permanent Subordinate Position.

Be It Ever So Humble, There's No Place Like Home When It Comes To Wearing What You Like.

In Scattering Seeds Of Kindness, Do It By Hand And Not By Machine.

It Is Not Time For Mirth And Laughter, The Cold, Gray Dawn Of The Morning After.