The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

Every Man Is The Architect Of His Own Fortunes, But The Neighbours Superintend The Construction.

A Good Jolly Is Worth What You Pay For It.