A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.