A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.