All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day

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In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.