A Severed Foot Is The Ultimate Stocking

I Miss The $2 Bill, 'cause I Can Break A Two. $20, No. $10, No. $5, Maybe, $2? Oh Yeah. What Do You Need, A One And Another One?

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

Why Is Cloud 9 So Amazing? What Is Wrong With Cloud 8?

I Play The Guitar. I Taught Myself How To Play The Guitar, Which Was A Bad Decision... Because I Didn't Know How To Play It, So I Was A Shitty Teacher. I Would Never Have Went To Me.

I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.