A Severed Foot Is The Ultimate Stocking

I Had A Velcro Wallet In A Casino. That Sound Annoyed The Hell Out Of Me. Whenever I Lost Money, And I Opened The Wallet, It Was Like The Sound Of My Addiction.

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

The Customer’s Always Right.

I Had A Chicken Finger That Was So Big, It Was A Chicken Hand.

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.