A Progeny Of Learning.

The Number Of Those Who Undergo The Fatigue Of Judging For Themselves Is Very Small Indeed.

Wine Does But Draw Forth A Man's Natural Qualities.

A Bumper Of Good Liquor Will End A Contest Quicker Than Justice, Judge Or Vicar.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

Nothing Keeps Me In Such Awe As Perfect Beauty; Now, There Is Something Consoling And Encouraging In Ugliness.