Good Reading Makes For Damn Hard Writing.

'tis Safest In Matrimony To Begin With A Little Aversion.

O Lord, Sir - When A Heroine Goes Mad She Always Goes Into White Satin.

If Parliament Were To Consider The Sporting With Reputation Of As Much Importance As Sporting On Manors, And Pass An Act For The Preservation Of Fame As Well As Game, There Are Many Who Would Thank Them For The Bill.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

When Of A Gossiping Circle It Was Asked, "what Are They Doing?" The Answer Was, "swapping Lies.