A Readiness To Resent Injuries Is A

He Is The Very Pineapple Of Politeness.

We Will Not Anticipate The Past; So Mind, Young People,-our Retrospection Will Be All To The Future.

A Tale Of Scandal Is As Fatal To The Credit Of A Prudent Lady As A Fever Is Generally To Those Of The Strongest Constitutions. But There Is A Sort Of Puny, Sickly Reputation, That Is Always Ailing, Yet Will Wither The Robuster Characters Of A Hundred Prudes.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

Had I A Heart For Falsehood Framed, I Ne'er Could Injure You.