A Nod's As Good As A Wink

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

Subversion Is What I Do.

I Don't Invest In The Stock Market, But I Have Pension Funds - Some In America And The Uk.

I Love Being An Older Comic Now. It's Like Being An Old Soccer Or An Old Baseball Player. You're In The Hall Of Fame And It's Nice, But You're No Longer That Person In The Limelight On The Spot Doing That Thing.

I Used To Think I Was Like The Wicket- Keeper, Which Is Like The Catcher In Base- Ball, Y'know What I Mean? You Can Call The Play A Lot From Behind The Plate, Y'know What I Mean? You're Not Necessarily The Star, You're Not The One That Makes The Mark, But Usually In The End, You're Called Upon To Get A Run When It's Needed.