A Man Who Will Not Get Scared

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.

Faith May Have Removed Mountains Way Off Somewhere, A Long Time Ago, But It Won't Remove A Wart At Home This Week.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

When A Man Dies, And His Kin Are Glad Of It, They Say, "he Is Better Off."