A Man Has A Right To Think

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

The Modest Person Is Usually Admired, If People Ever Hear Of Them.

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.