A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.