A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.