A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.