A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.