A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar.

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off The Bottom Of One Of Your Trouser Legs And Put It In A Library. I Thought, "that's A Turn-up For The Books".

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.