A Grownup Is A Child With Layers

The History Taught In Our Schools Is Scandalous. We Grew Up Believing That Columbus Actually Discovered America. We Still Celebrate Columbus Day. Columbus Was After One Thing Only - Gold.

In Sixth Grade, Some Kid Was Being Inappropriate With A Girl. I Said He Better Stop. Next Thing Were Fighting. Then Were At The Principals Office. I Got Just As Much Punishment As He Did, Even Though I Felt I Did The Right Thing.

I Was In A Taxi The Other Night, And We Started Talking About Life And The Taxi Driver Goes, 'chaos And Creativity Go Together. If You Lose One Per Cent Of Your Chaos, You Lose Your Creativity.' I Said That's The Most Brilliant Thing I've Heard. I Needed To Hear That Years Ago.

I Think It's Wonderful To Be Here. And What A Beautiful City You Have Here.

I Went To A Presbyterian College, You Know, I Was In... All The Way, And So I Remember Doing My First Sermon When I Was 17, I Was In High School. It Wasn't A Full Twenty-five Minute Sermon, But For Like Ten Minutes I Got Up And They Let Me Do That, And It Was On Faith.