A Grown Man, Weeping, Is A Tough

Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than The Four-letter Word Itself.

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

I've Actually Gotten So I Don't Associate Television With Entertainment Very Much.

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.