I Find Most 'sacred Music' Pretty Dismal.

A Conversation Does Not Have To Be Scintillating In Order To Be Memorable. I Once Met A President Of The United States, And His Second Sentence To Me Was About Knees.

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.

A Biggest Mistake I Made When I Started Doing A Talk Show Was I Thought You Had To Read The Books.

I Don't Think Anyone Ever Gets Over The Surprise Of How Differently One Audience's Reaction Is From Another.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.