A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.