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I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.