A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.