A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

[statistics] The Science That Can Prove Everything Except The Usefulness Of Statistics.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.