A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

[statistics] The Science That Can Prove Everything Except The Usefulness Of Statistics.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.