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Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

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