A Child Of Five Would Understand This.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.