A Bore Is A Person Who Lights

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

Political Success Is The Ability, When The Inevitable Occurs, To Get Credit For It.

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Lead, Follow Or Get Of The Way

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.