A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks

Every Girl Should Use What Mother Nature Gave Her Before Father Time Takes It Away.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

If You Can't Keep Up, Drag Them Down To Your Level.