He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

An Economist Is An Expert Who Will Know Tomorrow Why The Things He Predicted Yesterday Didn't Happen Today.

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

Before Publishers' Blurbs Were Invented, Authors Had To Make Their Reputations By Writing.

Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise Is One Of Discretion.