He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

If A Cluttered Desk Is The Sign Of A Cluttered Mind, What Is The Significance Of A Clean Desk?

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

Political Success Is The Ability, When The Inevitable Occurs, To Get Credit For It.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form